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Jerky gods take notice...
Well played. Your business is your own, and you continue on your way unfazed.
That is, until you come face to face with a mother grizzly bear and her cubs. What's your plan?
a) Assume the fetal position.
Go ahead and suck on your thumb while you're at it.
b) Hike up your skirt and run!
c) Wrestle her to the ground, force the tap out, then continue on your way.
d) Freeze up - only survivalists know what to do in this kind of situation.
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