First of all, why are these people still in the spotlight? Didn’t these people come and go already?
No, they didn’t. They are hogging their limelight with a fever that is unmatched. Especially the loud-mouthed mother of these spoiled brats and their equally-spoiled spouses. Will we ever shake this pop-culture nightmare? When will it be safe to watch TV again?
Here are the only things you need to know about the Kardashians.
1. Bruce Jenner is a Boss
Let’s leave Bruce out of this. Bruce is the real victim here. We are talking about a two-time gold medalist in the DECATHLON event. That’s ten separate events in one… This guy was inducted into the United States National Track and Field Hall of Fame back in 1980! He has appeared in two movies (bad ones, but still), two video games, the Wheaties box (later becoming one of their spokesmen), broke several world-records and remains #25 on the WORLD all-time list of decathlon participants – #9 American. Nothing bad will be said about Bruce… except for his choice in women.
2. Kris Jenner is Cray Cray
Whether you like their insanely ignorant show or not, you have to admit – this lady is pushing for constant attention. It seems that every time things cool down Kris Jenner objects to something culturally significant for the sake of shouting on TV. This week, Kris Jenner appeared on her own talk show… “Kris”… (I know), and discussed why the President (all politics aside) has been too critical of her and her family.
This was all he said… “Kids weren’t monitoring every day what Kim Kardashian was wearing, or where Kanye West was going on vacation, and thinking that somehow that was the mark of success.” He was speaking on children growing up to only seek material possessions and having skewed values.
She compares his house to her’s… making her insane on pretty much all accounts. He is the leader of the free world – his house better be ballin’. Also, where did her house come from? If you follow the money trail, it is a combination between O.J. Simpson’s once deep pockets… and Bruce Jenner’s Wheaties money.
How’s that for hard work?
3. Kanye West is as Annoyed as We Are
Kris keeps dragging Kanye West into this. Let’s get things straight, like him or not – he is a multiple Grammy award-winner, fashion icon and musical prodigy. He has changed the hip hop, pop and electronic music scenes forever. This guy works hard. Every time Kris Jenner mentions his name, you can imagine Kanye is somewhere rolling his eyes… or taking his anger out on paparazzi. He has his own issues to worry about.
4. Chloe is the Funny One
If you insist on watching this E! channel abomination – just mute it until Khloe Kardashian enters. She usually is farting, burping and making fun of Scott (Courtney Kardashian’s brat of a love interest) – which is awesome.
Good luck avoiding this modern day version of a demented “Brady Bunch”… just remember – Bruce is the victim, Kris is the instigator and Khloe at least has a sense of humor.